Cry me a river...

Has it ever happened that you wanna write so bad that it literally hurts when you dont. However when you actually have the 'mightier than the sword' apparatus in your hands or the qwerty under ur palms...it jus doesnt flow....its called writers block....losers!!!! Let me tell you how to get over it....type...obviously try to make sense..gibberish never helped anyone write the next great novel...cept Dan Brown..but thats an itch ill scratch some other day.....Abraham Lincoln once said..."The easiest way for a man to know himself is to pen his thoughts." See how easy it is? Abe never even said that. I made that up. I needed to get a point accross and i gave myself more credibility by using a honest Abe(doubt he gives a fuck up in mormon heaven. I know he wasnt mormon..but if they dont accept him...ar u kiddin me?????) Anyway another thing i hate is when someone says "penny fer your thoughts"....thats so insulting......and when u tell dem dat theyre all like i was jus wondering wats on ur mind...wat if its inflation bitches?????and the fact that ure only offering a penny....c how im jus goin with the flow here...this is line no 11....till a week ago i had a vague notion as to what a blog actually was.....now ive conformed.......who reads this shit anyway??? Ill prob look back at this like a year later when i check fer my own internet presence...and ill be like fuck back then i needed to get laid or get high...preferably both....Superman is god to me...he is to Jerry Seinfeld as well...id worship superman if he dint wear his underwear on the outside....but then having that and a green rock which can be found only millions of miles away from earth as his only weaknesses make him omnipotent. Sumone asked me the other day if ill become famous in my own lifetime....well if i dont then does it really matter to me...fuck ya....now here comes the tough part...as a guy....i dun really wanna write this down...but as a superintelligent fucktard i need to....lets talk about love...were done.....peace